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Life on Mason Mountain |
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Story list |
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| Cucumber soup | Debbie's Wedding | Do you want to see my Herman? |
| Doug and the base ball | Doug's Wedding | Setting up the tarps with Barbra |
| Where do you plan on going through this thing? | Pam | Ellen |
| The screen-room in waterloo NY | Rick | Remember that time? (And it had not happened) |
| Lake Sebago NY Mothballs | Potato chips and pretzels in paper bags | Eric Trautmann and the basketball |
| Zach and the soap elephant. | Potato chips and sesame street | The Jenkins boys and the Roy Rodgers fixins bar Ba-bing, what's your point? |
| Mom and Dad's house and its condition | The Barnegat bay sneak box | DeMolay |
| The garbage man and hiding of the garbage | Bear Meat and Bluefish | Masonry (Mom and Dad) |
| Aunt Dottie | Do you want to drive this thing? | Carl and Kevin |
| Diets, weight watchers and the Cambridge plan | Falling through the roof at Bellcore | Rusty, ribs, lederhosen, tubas, the um pa pa band, rocker rusty, and the concubine poodle |
| Gouldsboro and froggy's place | Getting stuck behind the panel at Oyster Creek | Jeff Wilson and his wife Miss Zinzi |
| The Campfire Chatter | Gum and seagulls | Second Byte Computers |
| The Cell Phone and the pool | The house fire | The brick deck |
| Zach's Pool | My second Circumcision | Howard and the wheelchair |
| My great big deck and water world | Howie and Tracy | Bowling for broken hips "You knew the risk when you rented those shoes" |
| The Duck Story | Kim Possible | Fort Wars |
| The shoot out at wal mart | Frogmen in the back yard | The blue truck and eBay |
| Tommy Muller and lets put a computer in it | I guess I should have had an abortion | They said I am the worst Mother in the world |
| Dad Hallstead and Worthy Patron | Eastern Star | The Water Bottle |
| Foster Kids | Honeymoon in Mystic | I'll Get You |
| Cassy and EJ | This vehicle climbed Mount Lee | Jeff and Gettysburg |
| Ira Pedit and Sam the tire man | Nancy and Ken | Peggy and Paul |
| You gave him fire? | Betty and Don | Don and Marge |
| Uncle Chuckie and bad pastrami | Otto And Alberta | Otto And Bea |
| Mom | Dad | Doug |
| Debbie | Yes, you can have too much smoked meat. | When I grow up, I want to fix computers, what was I thinking? |
| Harry freakin Potter | Mason's Mowing Service | AJ's Pizza |
| Howard the Jewish Dachshund | Uncle Jeff and shallow Zach | Bellcore: Who the hell is this woman sleeping with? |
| Dorris | Missy (woof)........(woof)......(woof) | Warren, and it's too hot here |
| Tracy and his fathers badge of courage | Ralph knows how to make an exit | Dan and Pat, Bills antics, Pats antics |
| Matt and the coke with the pixie stick | Doug and the cow at the farm | Jeff and the deer |
| Sopa? por la banyo? | Snookems and egg drop soup | That's not right. We are going to loose the house. Do you want us to loose the house? |
| Zach and the N word | Zach and girls are tricky | Zach and dirigibles |
| You watch way too much law and order | Dad and swallowing the drill. | Milford Strawberries |
| Ellen and the girls in Mass | Ted | Barry Manalo tickets |
| 12 Dozen Roses | "Daddy's truck hit my face" | Laura and the bear |
| Laura and the raisin | The epiphany and Laura's Project | Since Leslie got sick |
| The Grubes The Elmer, Ernie, And Eric Review | He is a mole man! | The Morris Canal |
| Marc Boorstien and the car shows | Kate, "Oh now you call me sweetheart" The paver walk story | Izzy and my underwear, Howie and Ellen's Bra, The cross dressing Dachshunds |
| The 50 degree pool | Ellen walks on water | The two headed dachshund |
| You can't be board if you think your goanna die | Grant and Bob the couchasourus | Zach, the diner, and Picasso |
| The peacocks and the attempted rape of Buddy the dachshund | Izzy the obsessive compulsive dachshund | The dam fish that won't die |
| Aunt Jean, we are lovers | Those irresistible watermelons And rock salt in the butt | Jeff Foxworthy was right Dachshunds are poop machines |
| Magellan | Zach and the seagulls | Don't wiz on the electric fence |
| Mason Mountain | Firebird and wheel bearing | camel beach wave pool |
| Camel beach and Pam on the titan | She is evil and she must die | Dads freezer, What is that smell? |
| Doug in Disney and the living garbage can | Mark and EJ no no uh-uh | Zack's first words |
| Ashman and Bloomers gas | Easter dinner | The lady downstairs |
| the knitted lunch box with the rainbow colors | Mush for brains | Doug and tipping over the outhouse |
| Mom and the superintendent | Mom and the OES spies | Pam and can can sale |
| Antitiam And the boy scouts | Casa de pee pee-Casa de pee pee | Freckles The Parrott |
| Laura and Ed McMann | Matt and the driving lesson | Matt and the four expressos |
| Moving to PA | Dad and Doug's front window | Mom and the sand dune |
| Mom and the mall | The rooster with the broken clock | Betty and the eyeball |
| Squeaker leave the chickens alone | The moving stair chair | Betty and the big breast paintings |
| Bob the cat. barcoding live animals | Leased trees | Taint seen him in weeks |
| Valentines day gifts | 47 years and we never had a fight | Mom never a harsh word |
| Laura: Are sure you know where you are going? | I know how to take care of my man | I have a raging hard on Wash-wash-wash |
| Nancy, I have the KY jelly | Get him Bob! (rooster story) | Why do they call you Wit? |
| Belvedere and the nicknames | Why can't every woman be like Laurie? | Background |
| You smell | The boat crash and Dana Lombardi | Herman Hemple and Motor Mouth |
| Dan Stempert | Bob Hyer | Bobby Drew |
| Keith Dunnham | Roy Rodgers | Bo Craig |
| Zach | Watch out for the choppers! |